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Dennis
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 Posted - 10 Nov 2010 : 13:12:59
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I find Cyric funny OCCASIONALLY, and annoying MOST OF THE TIMES. Which is just right, because being irrevocably mad is equal to being ceaselessly irritating. |
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Mouse
Acolyte
USA
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Posted - 10 Nov 2010 : 13:13:01
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Also, on a more serious note:
Everyone in the Baldur's Gate series.
I suppose it's just the way of BioWare's games to make their characters as wacky as possible but their dialoge just cracks me up.
[after encountering an hostile kuo-toa]
Protagonist: Hi! I want to pass through your land!
Kuo-Toa Leader: Klodg do g'ith dal shaog gossath! Geetaaah!
Protagonist: (sigh) This isn't going to end well, is it?
Imoen: So... Sarevok. You've had an itty-bitty piece of my soul in there for quite a while now. What's it been like?
Sarevok: Well, other than a slight obsession with my weight and the resurgence of a few pimples, it's been simply grand.
Minsc: I do not get through many battles without injury. Why is Minsc always on the front line taking damage?
Protagonist: Are you a freakishingly large juggernaut that charges at the drop of a hat? Just a guess on my part.
Minsc: Perhaps I am a touch quick to combat but I temper my temper with common sense about who I should attack. What? I do too! Why does Boo snicker?
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Mouse
Acolyte
USA
28 Posts |
Posted - 10 Nov 2010 : 13:16:58
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I find Cyric funny OCCASIONALLY, and annoying MOST OF THE TIMES. Which is just right, because being irrevocably mad is equal to being ceaselessly irritating.
This is true, but about the time he started actually doing stuff I kind of stopped taking the Realms very seriously in terms of story since it was abundantly clear that the developers themselves didn't either.
Honestly, I'm close to nintey percent sure that the people who actually give a toss about Faerun are all right here on Candlekeep. |
"Barbarians are more polite then civilized men, for civilized men know they may be rude to another without having their skulls cleaved open as a general thing."
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Alystra Illianniis
Great Reader
USA
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Wulf Waters
Acolyte
Australia
40 Posts |
Posted - 12 Nov 2010 : 21:46:49
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Minsc and Boo anyone? Xzar and his split personality?
Oh the joys of Baldurs Gate ... *reminisces* |
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coach
Senior Scribe
USA
479 Posts |
Posted - 20 Nov 2010 : 01:33:46
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Jack Ravenwild (all the time)
Arthrogate (when rhyming)
Will and Pavel (when insulting each other)
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coach
Senior Scribe
USA
479 Posts |
Posted - 20 Nov 2010 : 01:35:20
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Jack Ravenwild (all the time)
Arthrogate (when rhyming)
Will and Pavel (when insulting each other) |
Bloodstone Lands Sage |
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Ayrik
Great Reader
Canada
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Posted - 20 Nov 2010 : 17:15:07
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| Morte and Nordom from Planescape: Torment. Weird and funny apart or together. |
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Dennis
Great Reader
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Posted - 20 Nov 2010 : 17:19:48
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Originally posted by coach
Will and Pavel (when insulting each other)
I agree. It's one of the things that lessened my disappointment with the YoRD. |
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bladeinAmn
Learned Scribe
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Posted - 22 Nov 2010 : 06:18:17
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Originally posted by Mouse
Also, on a more serious note:
Everyone in the Baldur's Gate series.
I suppose it's just the way of BioWare's games to make their characters as wacky as possible but their dialoge just cracks me up.
[after encountering an hostile kuo-toa]
Protagonist: Hi! I want to pass through your land!
Kuo-Toa Leader: Klodg do g'ith dal shaog gossath! Geetaaah!
Protagonist: (sigh) This isn't going to end well, is it?
Imoen: So... Sarevok. You've had an itty-bitty piece of my soul in there for quite a while now. What's it been like?
Sarevok: Well, other than a slight obsession with my weight and the resurgence of a few pimples, it's been simply grand.
Minsc: I do not get through many battles without injury. Why is Minsc always on the front line taking damage?
Protagonist: Are you a freakishingly large juggernaut that charges at the drop of a hat? Just a guess on my part.
Minsc: Perhaps I am a touch quick to combat but I temper my temper with common sense about who I should attack. What? I do too! Why does Boo snicker?
LOL! Yeah the entire game has some really awsome dialogue, often really funny! And often involving Minsc! Remember when two philosophers are arguing, one'em gets their bodyguard to attack, and then Minsc all of a sudden charges into battle, saying "He attacks? Such a display of wrongness fills even Boo with disgust! For my hamster, I must land a blow for goodness!" Then proceeds to wipe out the bodyguard, and then both philosphers turn to Minsc, the first one saying: "Oh, phooey. Spoil my fun, will you? And I was winning that argument, too" and then the 2nd one adds: "Now I hope you know all that violence was completely unnecessary. You've rather invalidated my entire argument!"
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Originally posted by Arik
Morte and Nordom from Planescape: Torment. Weird and funny apart or together.
It's funniest person in the Realms, but I reckon Planescape is part of the Realms, as its where most of the 'powers' dwell. That and Ed Greenwood is the ultimate author of both settings!
Oh man! I juss started playing PS:T earlier this month, and Morte is funny! He's also my best fighter! Kinda like Minsc like that, eh? |
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