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R0GUE
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Posted - 29 Jun 2010 :  04:32:23  Show Profile  Visit R0GUE's Homepage Send R0GUE a Private Message  Reply with Quote
My vote is for Volo, second place to Danillo.

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Alisttair
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Posted - 29 Jun 2010 :  11:38:50  Show Profile  Visit Alisttair's Homepage Send Alisttair a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I gotta go with Cyric on this one.

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bladeinAmn
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Posted - 30 Jun 2010 :  04:39:07  Show Profile  Visit bladeinAmn's Homepage Send bladeinAmn a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Lotta funny people in the Realms, but my vote goes to Jan Jansen from Baldur's Gate II.

This is followed closely by Tiax from Baldur's Gate 1, and Danilo Thann. I juss finished reading Elfshadow over the weekend. Danilo is hilarious.
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Josh82
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Posted - 01 Jul 2010 :  00:40:47  Show Profile  Visit Josh82's Homepage Send Josh82 a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Jarlaxle for sure.
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Auzoros
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Posted - 02 Jul 2010 :  06:55:08  Show Profile Send Auzoros a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Danilo. And Jarlaxle has his moments.
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Dennis
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Posted - 06 Nov 2010 :  16:43:42  Show Profile Send Dennis a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Malik also had his moments in RotA and Crucible.

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scererar
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Posted - 07 Nov 2010 :  00:07:25  Show Profile Send scererar a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Torm and Rathan were the first to come to mind. I love the banter of the Knights of Myth Drannor. It was one of the first things that drew me to the Realms after reading Spellfire. Danillo would also be up there on my list.
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Bladewind
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Posted - 07 Nov 2010 :  11:48:42  Show Profile Send Bladewind a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Jan Jansen (of BG2) cracks me up every time he speaks. He seems so sure of all the non-sense he spouts I actually doubt his well intended advice and wonder if he's not lying his hat off every time.

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Bladewind
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Posted - 07 Nov 2010 :  12:04:47  Show Profile Send Bladewind a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Example Jan quote:
"... You'll go far, you know. Farther, maybe, than cousin Bifflechips... although he was flung by a catapult, so I suppose it doesn't really count."

After he's raised:
"Greetings, everyone. Sorry, no gifts or souvenirs this time but I'll keep you all in mind the next time I'm gone. Oh, Keldorn: the gods say 'hi' and that you should wash your underwear more thoroughly. Everyone ready? Let's go adventuring."

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swifty
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Posted - 08 Nov 2010 :  17:11:11  Show Profile  Visit swifty's Homepage Send swifty a Private Message  Reply with Quote
jack from city of ravens.nice to see someone who didnt take things too seriously.

go back to sleep america.everything is under control.heres american gladiators.watch this.shuttup. BILL HICKS.
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Dennis
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Posted - 09 Nov 2010 :  16:25:46  Show Profile Send Dennis a Private Message  Reply with Quote
It looks like most votes went to Danilo. I got curious with this elf. I haven't read any books that feature him. Did he appear in non-elfy novels? By non-elfy, I mean the books have far more human characters than elves, or no elves at all.

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Alisttair
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Posted - 09 Nov 2010 :  16:33:56  Show Profile  Visit Alisttair's Homepage Send Alisttair a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I'll have to put a separate vote for Athrogate as well. Made me laugh in Gauntlgrym.

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Alystra Illianniis
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Posted - 09 Nov 2010 :  17:46:13  Show Profile Send Alystra Illianniis a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dennis, Danilo is not an elf at all- he's human, and is somehow related to Khelban. (Don't ask me how- it has to do with Danilo's mother's family.) He DOES, however, have some elven blood- through Khelban himself, apparently. And he married Arilyn Moonblade, a half-elf of granddaughter of Queen Amlaruil. But he was in the Songs and Swords books by Elaine. A very funny bard!

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Dennis
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Posted - 09 Nov 2010 :  17:57:27  Show Profile Send Dennis a Private Message  Reply with Quote
A human with too much association with elves. Hmm...

Was he featured in books other than S&S? I know that series is elfy. Very elfy.

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Alisttair
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Posted - 09 Nov 2010 :  18:16:12  Show Profile  Visit Alisttair's Homepage Send Alisttair a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Hmmm, a post by dennis at http://forum.candlekeep.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=14425
making me change my vote to Karsus...reminds me of the Joker in Batman. just as power mad

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Dennis
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Posted - 09 Nov 2010 :  18:32:11  Show Profile Send Dennis a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Alisttair

Hmmm, a post by dennis at http://forum.candlekeep.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=14425
making me change my vote to Karsus...reminds me of the Joker in Batman. just as power mad





Speaking of Karsus, I suddenly remember that scene in Dangerous Games where he stood like an idiot with the lower part of his robes torn, exposing his butt!

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Alystra Illianniis
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Posted - 09 Nov 2010 :  19:31:10  Show Profile Send Alystra Illianniis a Private Message  Reply with Quote
@ dennis: He's made appearances in a couple of other books and short stories. He was briefly in Daughter of hte Drow, also by Elaine- I seem to recall that he approached Liriel Baenre when she and Fyodor were in Waterdeep during some sort of festival, walking around in costumes. Her "costume" was nothing more than a long white gown, and everyone thought her being a drow was just the disguise. Danilo saw right through it though, and sursrised her by speaking to her in drowish,- even making a couple of jokes. ("When Lolth giggles", LOL!! I still chuckle at that line...)

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Dennis
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Posted - 09 Nov 2010 :  19:39:28  Show Profile Send Dennis a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Now I remember. I read Daughter of the Drow long ago. And characters doing mere 'cameo roles' I often forget. Heh, even supporting characters I sometimes forget. How much more the nearly insignificant ones.

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Alystra Illianniis
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Posted - 09 Nov 2010 :  20:02:00  Show Profile Send Alystra Illianniis a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oh, I wouldn't call him insignificant in that, the scene was pretty important- he helped the pair meet with Quilue in the Promenade to get to Skullport.

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Dennis
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Posted - 09 Nov 2010 :  20:32:53  Show Profile Send Dennis a Private Message  Reply with Quote
That's why I added a modifier: nearly.

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The Sage
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Posted - 10 Nov 2010 :  00:21:19  Show Profile Send The Sage a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Alystra Illianniis

Dennis, Danilo is not an elf at all- he's human, and is somehow related to Khelban. (Don't ask me how- it has to do with Danilo's mother's family.) He DOES, however, have some elven blood- through Khelban himself, apparently. And he married Arilyn Moonblade, a half-elf of granddaughter of Queen Amlaruil. But he was in the Songs and Swords books by Elaine. A very funny bard!

Danilo is Khelben's nephew.

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Alystra Illianniis
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Posted - 10 Nov 2010 :  00:58:39  Show Profile Send Alystra Illianniis a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Is that direct nephew? Or a great nephew or something? I can never keep that family straight, lol!

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Wooly Rupert
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Posted - 10 Nov 2010 :  03:29:29  Show Profile Send Wooly Rupert a Private Message  Reply with Quote
The official story, to those in-game, is that Khelben is the younger brother of Danilo's mother Cassandra Thann.

And it's partially true. Khelben Arunsun is her younger brother. Khelben Ravencloak Arunsun, that is. Khelben "Ravencloak" Arunsun is the grandson of Khelben "Blackstaff" Arunsun. The Ravencloak is now hanging on Oerth, after allowing his grandfather to take his place.

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Dennis
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Posted - 10 Nov 2010 :  03:50:32  Show Profile Send Dennis a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by The Sage

quote:
Originally posted by Alystra Illianniis

Dennis, Danilo is not an elf at all- he's human, and is somehow related to Khelban. (Don't ask me how- it has to do with Danilo's mother's family.) He DOES, however, have some elven blood- through Khelban himself, apparently. And he married Arilyn Moonblade, a half-elf of granddaughter of Queen Amlaruil. But he was in the Songs and Swords books by Elaine. A very funny bard!

Danilo is Khelben's nephew.



Interesting. Khelben should have learned from him. That is, tried to have a sense of humor.

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The Sage
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Posted - 10 Nov 2010 :  04:41:31  Show Profile Send The Sage a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Wooly Rupert

The official story, to those in-game, is that Khelben is the younger brother of Danilo's mother Cassandra Thann.

And it's partially true. Khelben Arunsun is her younger brother. Khelben Ravencloak Arunsun, that is. Khelben "Ravencloak" Arunsun is the grandson of Khelben "Blackstaff" Arunsun. The Ravencloak is now hanging on Oerth, after allowing his grandfather to take his place.

Indeed. I'm sure Steven Schend explains this somewhat in one of his replies here at Candlekeep. I'll check the archives.

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Alystra Illianniis
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Posted - 10 Nov 2010 :  06:46:13  Show Profile Send Alystra Illianniis a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Why Schend? Dan's Cunningham's character ain't he? Or did you mean Khelban? Yeah, I knew about the "replacement" thing, but I don't deal with the Blackstaff much, so I've never really paid much attention to it.

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Dennis
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Posted - 10 Nov 2010 :  06:56:24  Show Profile Send Dennis a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Alystra Illianniis

Why Schend? Dan's Cunningham's character ain't he? Or did you mean Khelban? Yeah, I knew about the "replacement" thing, but I don't deal with the Blackstaff much, so I've never really paid much attention to it.



It involves Khelben, too. And 'tis a known fact that if one seeks for answers about anything 'Khelbeny' or 'Khelbenish,' Schend's the right guy to ask.

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The Sage
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quote:
Originally posted by Alystra Illianniis

Why Schend? Dan's Cunningham's character ain't he? Or did you mean Khelban? Yeah, I knew about the "replacement" thing, but I don't deal with the Blackstaff much, so I've never really paid much attention to it.

Sage Schend was talking about Khelben's relations, as I recall. I can't find the tidbit [from the REALMS-L] at the moment, because my archive is at home, and I'm at work, so...

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Alystra Illianniis
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Posted - 10 Nov 2010 :  07:20:46  Show Profile Send Alystra Illianniis a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ah. I see. Quite alright, Sage. It can wait. I was just curious.

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Posted - 10 Nov 2010 :  13:05:03  Show Profile  Visit Mouse's Homepage Send Mouse a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Cyric: God of Murder, Plotting, Madness, and being a Total Tool.
I that guy was just DERPing constantly so hard that it made me laugh my arse right off.

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