Candlekeep Forum
Candlekeep Forum
Home | Profile | Register | Active Topics | Active Polls | Members | Private Messages | Search | FAQ
Username:
Password:
Save Password
Forgot your Password?

 All Forums
 Forgotten Realms Journals
 General Forgotten Realms Chat
 A Measure of Pleasure?
 New Topic  New Poll New Poll
 Reply to Topic
 Printer Friendly
Author Previous Topic Topic Next Topic  

Dennis
Great Reader

9933 Posts

Posted - 30 Nov 2011 :  15:48:07  Show Profile Send Dennis a Private Message  Reply with Quote  Delete Topic

I'm currently editing a friend's manuscript (in exchange for a huge favor). There's an intriguing aspect of the story... A race of half-demons (who are more in touch of their humanity than their demonic nature) is in the brink of extinction. A wizard of unmatched power (whose sheer whim dictated him to regulate the spread of demonic blood in the mortal world) cursed their ancestors: a female could bear a child only after a million mating. So just imagine how many times they have to do it in a day... It sounds bizarre, I know, but there's a rather long explanation for that which I'm not inclined to bore you with... So, now, let's go to my question...

Not considering demons and devils, what do you think is the most sexually active race in the Realms? Is such activity for them simply for pleasure? Do they do it primarily to avoid extinction (for reproduction)? Is the reason based on or specific to their faith, like an expression of surrender and devotion to their deities?

Every beginning has an end.

Edited by - Dennis on 26 Sep 2012 08:37:06

Imp
Learned Scribe

231 Posts

Posted - 30 Nov 2011 :  15:57:10  Show Profile Send Imp a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Goblins? Or maybe mice?

Edited by - Imp on 30 Nov 2011 15:57:59
Go to Top of Page

_Jarlaxle_
Senior Scribe

Germany
584 Posts

Posted - 30 Nov 2011 :  16:00:47  Show Profile Send _Jarlaxle_ a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Succubi if you hadn't excluded demons and Sune priests/priestresses if it wouldn't be race specific imho

But a race as a whole? I don't know maybe dwarfes because they have to try so often until they find an acutal women among their kind
Go to Top of Page

Dennis
Great Reader

9933 Posts

Posted - 30 Nov 2011 :  16:04:36  Show Profile Send Dennis a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by _Jarlaxle_

Succubi if you hadn't excluded demons and Sune priests/priestresses if it wouldn't be race specific imho


Precisely the reasons I made my question a little bit specific.

quote:

But a race as a whole? I don't know maybe dwarfes because they have to try so often until they find an acutal women among their kind

Oh. They struck me as a race who would rather spend much of their time drinking and forging weapons than mating.

Every beginning has an end.
Go to Top of Page

Chosen of Asmodeus
Master of Realmslore

1221 Posts

Posted - 30 Nov 2011 :  16:12:14  Show Profile  Visit Chosen of Asmodeus's Homepage Send Chosen of Asmodeus a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Orcs or goblins. Gotta keep up that fighting population.

"Then I saw there was a way to Hell even from the gates of Heaven"
- John Bunyan, Pilgrim's Progress

Fatum Iustum Stultorum. Righteous is the destiny of fools.

The Roleplayer's Gazebo;
http://theroleplayersgazebo.yuku.com/directory#.Ub4hvvlJOAY
Go to Top of Page

Yoss
Learned Scribe

USA
259 Posts

Posted - 30 Nov 2011 :  16:37:44  Show Profile Send Yoss a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Definitely orcs or goblins. They're worse than rabbits.
Go to Top of Page

Wolfhound75
Learned Scribe

USA
217 Posts

Posted - 30 Nov 2011 :  16:58:23  Show Profile Send Wolfhound75 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I'd go for 'monsters in general' because no matter how many of them we kill in all our groups, there are always more of them ready to take a chunk out of our collective hide whenever we feel the urge to go delving into unknown places.

Not really a specific answer as the OP requested, but consider it today's contribution from my wry sense of humor.

Good Hunting!
Wolfhound

"Firepower - if it's not working, you're not using enough." ~ Military Proverb

"If at first you do succeed, you must've rolled a natural 20!"
Go to Top of Page

Dennis
Great Reader

9933 Posts

Posted - 30 Nov 2011 :  17:02:23  Show Profile Send Dennis a Private Message  Reply with Quote

How about elves (especially the drow, I guess)?

Every beginning has an end.
Go to Top of Page

Varl
Learned Scribe

USA
284 Posts

Posted - 30 Nov 2011 :  17:07:01  Show Profile Send Varl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Yeah, any humanoid species needs to replenish their numbers often enough to be found in the quantities they are found in must be enjoying (or laboring under) quite the sex life.

"I'm not going any farther until we've had a breather!"

A million matings, huh? How does one track that? Heh.

I'm on a permanent vacation to the soul. -Tash Sultana
Go to Top of Page

Dennis
Great Reader

9933 Posts

Posted - 30 Nov 2011 :  17:16:25  Show Profile Send Dennis a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Varl

Yeah, any humanoid species needs to replenish their numbers often enough to be found in the quantities they are found in must be enjoying (or laboring under) quite the sex life.

"I'm not going any farther until we've had a breather!"

Understandable. But I suppose a race or two tower the others in terms of being obsessed with mating/reproduction.

quote:


A million matings, huh? How does one track that? Heh.

I'm afraid the answer to that is rather R-18. So instead of posting it here, I will PM you.

Every beginning has an end.
Go to Top of Page

Dennis
Great Reader

9933 Posts

Posted - 30 Nov 2011 :  17:18:17  Show Profile Send Dennis a Private Message  Reply with Quote

On a similar note, what race actively "regulates" reproduction due to overpopulation or some other reasons? (In other words, the China in the Realms.)

Every beginning has an end.
Go to Top of Page

Kentinal
Great Reader

4685 Posts

Posted - 30 Nov 2011 :  18:12:51  Show Profile Send Kentinal a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Dennis


On a similar note, what race actively "regulates" reproduction due to overpopulation or some other reasons? (In other words, the China in the Realms.)



Hmm I can not think of any clearly indicated. If there is one, it might be Dragons. The one reason Dragons might limit would be only so much treasure in the World.

"Small beings can have small wisdom," the dragon said. "And small wise beings are better than small fools. Listen: Wisdom is caring for afterwards."
"Caring for afterwards ...? Ker repeated this without understanding.
"After action, afterwards," the dragon said. "Choose the afterwards first, then the action. Fools choose action first."
"Judgement" copyright 2003 by Elizabeth Moon
Go to Top of Page

Wooly Rupert
Master of Mischief
Moderator

USA
36779 Posts

Posted - 30 Nov 2011 :  19:08:15  Show Profile Send Wooly Rupert a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kentinal

quote:
Originally posted by Dennis


On a similar note, what race actively "regulates" reproduction due to overpopulation or some other reasons? (In other words, the China in the Realms.)



Hmm I can not think of any clearly indicated. If there is one, it might be Dragons. The one reason Dragons might limit would be only so much treasure in the World.



I don't think dragons do that -- their numbers are limited enough without any form of self-imposed population control.

Candlekeep Forums Moderator

Candlekeep - The Library of Forgotten Realms Lore
http://www.candlekeep.com
-- Candlekeep Forum Code of Conduct

I am the Giant Space Hamster of Ill Omen!
Go to Top of Page

Wolfhound75
Learned Scribe

USA
217 Posts

Posted - 30 Nov 2011 :  19:17:57  Show Profile Send Wolfhound75 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I'd speculate that a case could be made for Thay controlling their population though not through laws like the 'China of the Realms' as Dennis suggested. You could, depending upon your point of view, consider their penchant for converting living to undead as a form of population control. Even government-sponsored population control when viewed through the right shade of rose-colored lenses.

Idle speculation for an idle lunch at work.

Good Hunting!

"Firepower - if it's not working, you're not using enough." ~ Military Proverb

"If at first you do succeed, you must've rolled a natural 20!"
Go to Top of Page

Ayrik
Great Reader

Canada
7970 Posts

Posted - 30 Nov 2011 :  20:12:08  Show Profile Send Ayrik a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kobolds.

[/Ayrik]
Go to Top of Page

Varl
Learned Scribe

USA
284 Posts

Posted - 01 Dec 2011 :  00:19:16  Show Profile Send Varl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I'd think giants or some other egotistical, "preserve the racial purity" species similar to giants would want to destroy any mongrel births they discover in their tribes in order to keep the blood lines of the race as pure as possible, thus, controlling citizens of the tribe through threats of banishment or worse on how often couples of this species breed.

I'm on a permanent vacation to the soul. -Tash Sultana
Go to Top of Page

Ayrik
Great Reader

Canada
7970 Posts

Posted - 01 Dec 2011 :  00:34:38  Show Profile Send Ayrik a Private Message  Reply with Quote
There are some humans scattered through the Realms who possess a "giantkin" surname and unusually large physical stature. I'm not sure if they are in fact descended from jotun blood.

[/Ayrik]
Go to Top of Page

Seethyr
Master of Realmslore

USA
1151 Posts

Posted - 01 Dec 2011 :  00:48:56  Show Profile  Visit Seethyr's Homepage Send Seethyr a Private Message  Reply with Quote
My college roomate, Wilt Chamberlain and Gene Simmons of Kiss...oh wait wrong forum...

I'll certainly have to go with orcs because their tendency to form hordes is imo a form of naturally controlling their own populations.

I'd much rather think it was drow of course, but the way they backstab each other so often, I can't imagine they'd want to be so ehhh close and in such a disadvantaged position so often.

Though the subject isn't really brought up much because of the general PG D&D rating, I'm sure Nymphs and Satyrs would be at the way top of the list as well.

Follow the Maztica (Aztec/Maya) and Anchorome (Indigenous North America) Campaigns on DMsGuild!

The Maztica Campaign
The Anchorome Campaign
Go to Top of Page

The Sage
Procrastinator Most High

Australia
31701 Posts

Posted - 01 Dec 2011 :  00:56:41  Show Profile Send The Sage a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Dennis


On a similar note, what race actively "regulates" reproduction due to overpopulation or some other reasons? (In other words, the China in the Realms.)

I'm not sure there are any races in the Realms which actively regulates their own individual population growths.

Kobolds, as Ayrik suggests above, would be a convenient example. But even with their numbers, I'd expect that while there may be regulations in place to control their numbers, it's a policy harder to put into practice.

Candlekeep Forums Moderator

Candlekeep - The Library of Forgotten Realms Lore
http://www.candlekeep.com
-- Candlekeep Forum Code of Conduct

Scribe for the Candlekeep Compendium -- Volume IX now available (Oct 2007)

"So Saith Ed" -- the collected Candlekeep replies of Ed Greenwood

Zhoth'ilam Folio -- The Electronic Misadventures of a Rambling Sage
Go to Top of Page

Dennis
Great Reader

9933 Posts

Posted - 01 Dec 2011 :  03:38:00  Show Profile Send Dennis a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by The Sage

quote:
Originally posted by Dennis


On a similar note, what race actively "regulates" reproduction due to overpopulation or some other reasons? (In other words, the China in the Realms.)

I'm not sure there are any races in the Realms which actively regulates their own individual population growths.

Kobolds, as Ayrik suggests above, would be a convenient example. But even with their numbers, I'd expect that while there may be regulations in place to control their numbers, it's a policy harder to put into practice.

Didn't the old Thay sell their "excess population" as slaves to other realms? That sounds like a form of regulating population.

Every beginning has an end.
Go to Top of Page

Markustay
Realms Explorer extraordinaire

USA
15724 Posts

Posted - 01 Dec 2011 :  15:19:51  Show Profile Send Markustay a Private Message  Reply with Quote
AFAIK, Thay only imported slaves, not exported (except, perhaps, on a very limited case-by-case basis).

Why would a nation that loved to create undead bother to sell-off their population, when they can turn their slaves into slightly less efficient - but less resource-draining - slaves? Plus, the Zulkirs strike me as the types who would rather use excess people for target practice, then sell them to someone who may benefit by them.

As for the subject at-hand, we have no RW thing to base this on (except modern-day China). If anything, medieval and/or 'primitive' cultures tried to have as many children as possible, because the infant mortality rate was so incredibly high. RW we also had things like wars and plagues to keep population down, so it never became an issue 'back then'. It was also a sign of wealth in most cultures - the more wives you could afford, the more children you would have. Think The King and I.

And going by RW biology, normally the longer-lived a race, the longer the gestation period and the lower the birth rate (isn't nature a wonderful balancing act?) Tiny races like Jermlaine and Kobolds would breed like rodents, but things like Dragons and Elves would take centuries between parenting. Once again, RW biology can be applied - in certain circumstances, the normal behavior is deviated from when a species is in peril... like when the Elves first arrived from Faerie. Within a century or two, their population increase exponentially. I don't think the Elves were having more sex - I think they have an inner ability to control their own biology (to a point); I covered this in my Elven Netbook articles. When the need arose for a higher birthrate, the Elven woman simply decided (consciously or subconsciously) to be 'more fertile'. This is similar to how certain tree-frogs can change their sex if needed - it may just be an automatic thing they have no power over.

The rest of the races are controlled by the populations of the other races, just like RW - Orcs are one of the greatest controlling factors on the North (and the other races on them). When there isn't enough prey, predators die-back, and then the prey get a population explosion during the down-turn, which later causes an upswing back in the predators. Once again, nature is a beautiful thing - in a setting where druids are common (and nature gods), I would imagine artificial measures wouldn't be needed.

In fact, druids may have been behind some of those Orc-Hordes... did you ever think of that?

"I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me" --- Dudley Field Malone


Edited by - Markustay on 01 Dec 2011 15:37:43
Go to Top of Page

Ayrik
Great Reader

Canada
7970 Posts

Posted - 01 Dec 2011 :  15:25:49  Show Profile Send Ayrik a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Population is self-regulating. Large populations attract predators (or exterminators), consume all available territory and resources and food, and begin to compete within themselves. In extreme cases desperate populations engage in warfare, kick down each other's monuments, and resort to cannibalism. It's an equilibrium of sorts, when there's too many kobolds they're forced to become more aggressive and expand their activities across wider territories, which in turn attracts kobold-killing heroes/mercenaries (or kobold-eating monsters) to reduce kobold numbers down to manageable quantities. In old D&D kobolds were basically reptiles who laid large clutches of eggs.

Other forms of population control are artificial, and generally do not apply to any populations who reject the authority or compact which arbitrarily defines the regulation.

[/Ayrik]

Edited by - Ayrik on 01 Dec 2011 15:28:18
Go to Top of Page

Dennis
Great Reader

9933 Posts

Posted - 04 Dec 2011 :  09:02:31  Show Profile Send Dennis a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Good point. I guess more is better than less, in most cases. Any race can extract some advantage from their extra population, or other rival races can.

Every beginning has an end.
Go to Top of Page

Eldacar
Senior Scribe

438 Posts

Posted - 26 Sep 2012 :  14:12:29  Show Profile Send Eldacar a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Almost certainly humans. Well, they're willing to sleep with virtually anything, at any rate. Some examples:

- half-elves
- half-dragons
- half-elementals
- half-dwarves
- tieflings (see Tisha Swornheart, and it becomes quite understandable)
- aasimar
- half-fiends (because evil creatures are more "willing," shall we say)
- half-drow (could give succubi a run for their money)
- half-orc
- centaurs
- mermaids
- lich-loved (yes, you read that right)
- half-illithid (ew...)
- medusa (grand-mummy dallied with a snake, I see!)


I'm sure there are others.

"The Wild Mages I have met exhibit a startling disregard for common sense, and are often meddling with powers far beyond their own control." ~Volo
"Not unlike a certain travelogue author with whom I am unfortunately acquainted." ~Elminster
Go to Top of Page

Wooly Rupert
Master of Mischief
Moderator

USA
36779 Posts

Posted - 26 Sep 2012 :  16:06:28  Show Profile Send Wooly Rupert a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Eldacar

Almost certainly humans. Well, they're willing to sleep with virtually anything, at any rate. Some examples:

- half-elves
- half-dragons
- half-elementals
- half-dwarves
- tieflings (see Tisha Swornheart, and it becomes quite understandable)
- aasimar
- half-fiends (because evil creatures are more "willing," shall we say)
- half-drow (could give succubi a run for their money)
- half-orc
- centaurs
- mermaids
- lich-loved (yes, you read that right)
- half-illithid (ew...)
- medusa (grand-mummy dallied with a snake, I see!)


I'm sure there are others.



Dragons are quite Zeus-like, too, in their desire to sleep with anything... In 2E, we had a handful of half-dragon types, all humanoids, and all fathered by dragons that could naturally polymorph. 3E made "half-dragon" a template that could be applied to anything, resulting in potential weirdness like the vampiric half-troll, half-dragon lycanthropic fiendish snail.

Candlekeep Forums Moderator

Candlekeep - The Library of Forgotten Realms Lore
http://www.candlekeep.com
-- Candlekeep Forum Code of Conduct

I am the Giant Space Hamster of Ill Omen!
Go to Top of Page

Dennis
Great Reader

9933 Posts

Posted - 27 Sep 2012 :  03:55:36  Show Profile Send Dennis a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Had there been a dwarf who dared mate with a giant? Or vice-versa?

Every beginning has an end.
Go to Top of Page

Emma Drake
Learned Scribe

USA
206 Posts

Posted - 27 Sep 2012 :  04:57:54  Show Profile  Visit Emma Drake's Homepage Send Emma Drake a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I tried to find a place with age categories listed for half-fiends and most sources that I came across say they don't age. They can be killed, but if not killed, live forever.

So say a half-fiend has sex 4 times a day - that's a million times in 750 years. 3 times a day over 1000 years. We should all be so lucky.
Should immortal beings really be reproducing more than once or twice... ever? I don't think so.

I'm not really sure what race is the most sexually active though.

quote:
Originally posted by Varl

A million matings, huh? How does one track that? Heh.



I don't think you would track it if you have an unlimited lifespan. It happens when it happens.

"I am always here, all about you. You are never truly alone. I flow wherever life flows, wherever winds blow and water runs and the sun and moon chase each other, for there is magic in all things."

- Mystra (Ed Greenwood, Silverfall)
Go to Top of Page

CorellonsDevout
Great Reader

USA
2708 Posts

Posted - 27 Sep 2012 :  06:08:04  Show Profile Send CorellonsDevout a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Eldacar

Almost certainly humans. Well, they're willing to sleep with virtually anything, at any rate. Some examples:

- half-elves
- half-dragons
- half-elementals
- half-dwarves
- tieflings (see Tisha Swornheart, and it becomes quite understandable)
- aasimar
- half-fiends (because evil creatures are more "willing," shall we say)
- half-drow (could give succubi a run for their money)
- half-orc
- centaurs
- mermaids
- lich-loved (yes, you read that right)
- half-illithid (ew...)
- medusa (grand-mummy dallied with a snake, I see!)


I'm sure there are others.



While I agree that humans are certainly one of the more lusty races (other than goblinkin, orcs, and drow to an extent), centaurs and merfolk weren't actually created by a mating between a human and horse or human and fish.

Sweet water and light laughter
Go to Top of Page

Dennis
Great Reader

9933 Posts

Posted - 27 Sep 2012 :  07:25:56  Show Profile Send Dennis a Private Message  Reply with Quote

It occurred to me that perhaps Telamont had once decreed population control in Shade prior to annexing Sembia and sweeping Anauroch of its unwanted denizens. It would make sense. Shade is a small city. Where else would the excess population go?

Every beginning has an end.
Go to Top of Page

Eldacar
Senior Scribe

438 Posts

Posted - 27 Sep 2012 :  07:52:34  Show Profile Send Eldacar a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CorellonsDevout

While I agree that humans are certainly one of the more lusty races (other than goblinkin, orcs, and drow to an extent), centaurs and merfolk weren't actually created by a mating between a human and horse or human and fish.


It was a joke. You can't deny that they certainly look like a cross (or perhaps a wizard getting drunk and playing mix-and-match with body parts... which would explain the owlbear, too), hence the humour.

"The Wild Mages I have met exhibit a startling disregard for common sense, and are often meddling with powers far beyond their own control." ~Volo
"Not unlike a certain travelogue author with whom I am unfortunately acquainted." ~Elminster
Go to Top of Page

Dennis
Great Reader

9933 Posts

Posted - 27 Sep 2012 :  08:12:01  Show Profile Send Dennis a Private Message  Reply with Quote

A joke that may bear a shred of truth. I vaguely recall reading many years ago (back in grade school) an anthology featuring a short story about a wizard who's supposed to create the first unicorn. On the day of said creation, he was drunk, grab a goat instead of a horse, cast the spell at the same moment his assistant entered his lab, and poof! A satyr!

Every beginning has an end.
Go to Top of Page
  Previous Topic Topic Next Topic  
 New Topic  New Poll New Poll
 Reply to Topic
 Printer Friendly
Jump To:
Candlekeep Forum © 1999-2024 Candlekeep.com Go To Top Of Page
Snitz Forums 2000