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sleyvas
Skilled Spell Strategist
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 Posted - 30 Aug 2007 : 14:17:14
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I have heard from a reliable source (the whispering in my head that tells me to eat pecan pie... and its always right), that the spellplague is actually an STD Elminster got by mating with a dragon who had previously been within the control of the goddess Shar. Elminster was protected by his chosen defenses, but he became a carrier. He of course then spread it to all of the seven sisters (even Quilue during a bout of jungle fever), and from there it spread to half the mages in Faerun.
Of course, I know there will be naysayers.... but ask your own inner voice that speaks of pecan pie and hear the truth for yourself.
Phillip aka Sleyvas
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The Hooded One
Lady Herald of Realmslore
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Posted - 30 Aug 2007 : 14:48:22
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I'd hide any you've got left of that pecan pie if I were you, before the lawyers of a certain well-known game publishing company show up with injunctions on its further use by yourself. If ALL their secrets are as devastatingly and completely revealed as you have just done, there can be no hope and future for The Realms As We Know It.
You know, I THOUGHT the last time I saw Elminster, he was . . . dragon. Just a bit. 
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Victor_ograygor
Master of Realmslore
Denmark
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Posted - 30 Aug 2007 : 15:16:23
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Originally posted by sleyvas
I have heard from a reliable source (the whispering in my head that tells me to eat pecan pie... and its always right), that the spellplague is actually an STD Elminster got by mating with a dragon who had previously been within the control of the goddess Shar. Elminster was protected by his chosen defenses, but he became a carrier. He of course then spread it to all of the seven sisters (even Quilue during a bout of jungle fever), and from there it spread to half the mages in Faerun.
Of course, I know there will be naysayers.... but ask your own inner voice that speaks of pecan pie and hear the truth for yourself.
Phillip aka Sleyvas
hmmm Where did you get this information.
I thought that I was only onegetting a secret information about about the future of Forgotten Realms
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Everything I need to know about life I learned from killing smart people.
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Jorkens
Great Reader
Norway
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Posted - 30 Aug 2007 : 15:44:56
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| This seems rather strange. But who knows with pecans. Are you sure it was not a pelican you heard this from? |
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sleyvas
Skilled Spell Strategist
USA
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Posted - 30 Aug 2007 : 18:48:23
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>>Are you sure it was not a pelican you heard this from?
Well, the brown pelican is the state bird of Louisiana... and Louisiana is full of liars (particularly politicians)...... it could have been a pelican disguised as the voice that speaks of pecan pie. |
Alavairthae, may your skill prevail
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Jorkens
Great Reader
Norway
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Posted - 30 Aug 2007 : 19:06:00
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That explains it, I don't speak pelican, so I would have missed that information. Now, had it been a diver or a sparrow I would be way ahead.
Why do I have a feeling that a moderator will come calling soon? |
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sleyvas
Skilled Spell Strategist
USA
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Posted - 30 Aug 2007 : 19:40:57
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| nah, they'll laugh (hopefully <g>). If not, I'll confuse them by doing the Curly Shuffle while slapping my head and saying "wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo". |
Alavairthae, may your skill prevail
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Foxhelm
Senior Scribe
Canada
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Posted - 30 Aug 2007 : 19:53:18
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| The Spell Plague is not a magical STD... That's Elminstonian Herpies Type B. |
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Calrond
Learned Scribe
USA
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Posted - 31 Aug 2007 : 03:23:41
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Originally posted by Jorkens
That explains it, I don't speak pelican, so I would have missed that information. Now, had it been a diver or a sparrow I would be way ahead.
Perhaps it was a swallow. |
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Darkmeer
Senior Scribe
USA
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Posted - 31 Aug 2007 : 06:32:38
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quote:
Originally posted by Calrond
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Originally posted by Jorkens
That explains it, I don't speak pelican, so I would have missed that information. Now, had it been a diver or a sparrow I would be way ahead.
Perhaps it was a swallow.
Would that be Faerunian or Zakkharan?
African or European?
"The voices in my head, tell me you love me..."
later
"The voices in my head tell me your love was just a lie...
And you too must DIE!" --I'd credit it, but can't remember who sings it.
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Jorkens
Great Reader
Norway
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Posted - 31 Aug 2007 : 09:11:31
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Originally posted by Calrond
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Originally posted by Jorkens
That explains it, I don't speak pelican, so I would have missed that information. Now, had it been a diver or a sparrow I would be way ahead.
Perhaps it was a swallow.
Do you have any idea how many bad jokes I have just come up with? Even The Hooded One would have a difficult time topping me here. |
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The Sage
Procrastinator Most High
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Spellplague? STD transmitted by Chosen?
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