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Faraer
Great Reader
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Wooly Rupert
Master of Mischief
USA
36779 Posts |
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BEAST
Master of Realmslore
USA
1714 Posts |
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BEAST
Master of Realmslore
USA
1714 Posts |
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Eilserus
Master of Realmslore
USA
1446 Posts |
 Posted - 05 Jul 2013 : 05:46:53
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| Ed upon learning Volo survived the Spellplague. |
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Eilserus
Master of Realmslore
USA
1446 Posts |
Posted - 05 Jul 2013 : 05:58:20
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| "Mr. Greenwood, you have a phone call holding on line 1. Some guy named El mentioned a Wizards Three and he wants to know where the sandwiches and ice cream are at." |
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Jeremy Grenemyer
Great Reader
USA
2717 Posts |
Posted - 05 Jul 2013 : 06:14:02
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| I was doing this move by the age of 6, long before Patrick Stewart stole it. |
Look for me and my content at EN World (user name: sanishiver). |
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silverwolfer
Senior Scribe
789 Posts |
Posted - 05 Jul 2013 : 06:17:20
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| Grandpa Is that you? |
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The Sage
Procrastinator Most High
Australia
31701 Posts |
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Kris the Grey
Senior Scribe
USA
422 Posts |
Posted - 05 Jul 2013 : 17:35:32
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"I could have had a V8..."
also
"I should have rolled a D8..." |
Kris the Grey - Member in Good Standing of the Watchful Order of Magists and Protectors, the Arcane Guild of Silverymoon, and the Connecticut Bar Association |
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TBeholder
Great Reader
2388 Posts |
Posted - 05 Jul 2013 : 18:04:59
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Originally posted by BEAST
"Ed Greenwood, after his publisher told him, 'OK, we admit it: We broke it. Now fix it.'"
Ah, but did they admit it? 
quote:
Originally posted by Eilserus
Ed upon learning Volo survived the Spellplague.
This would be better with all good news combined: "Hey, we got a great idea for Realms! Everyone dies. The world is in pieces. Drizzt and Volo are alive and well." 
quote:
Originally posted by Eilserus
"Mr. Greenwood, you have a phone call holding on line 1. Some guy named El mentioned a Wizards Three and he wants to know where the sandwiches and ice cream are at."
Evil enough, but obscure. |
People never wonder How the world goes round -Helloween
And even I make no pretense Of having more than common sense -R.W.Wood
It's not good, Eric. It's a gazebo. -Ed Whitchurch |
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BEAST
Master of Realmslore
USA
1714 Posts |
Posted - 05 Jul 2013 : 18:33:08
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quote:
Originally posted by TBeholder
quote:
Originally posted by BEAST
"Ed Greenwood, after his publisher told him, 'OK, we admit it: We broke it. Now fix it.'"
Ah, but did they admit it?
The Sundering and the welcome of all the old-era lore would seem to indicate such.  |
"'You don't know my history,' he said dryly."
--Drizzt Do'Urden (The Pirate King, Part 1: Chapter 2)
<"Comprehensive Chronology of R.A. Salvatore Forgotten Realms Works"> |
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Seravin
Master of Realmslore
Canada
1266 Posts |
Posted - 05 Jul 2013 : 18:48:56
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quote:
Originally posted by Wooly Rupert
Caption: "Ed Greenwood, after first learning about the Spellplague."   
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Garen Thal
Master of Realmslore
USA
1105 Posts |
Posted - 05 Jul 2013 : 19:12:10
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Actually, that's the expression Ed makes when someone tells him a joke and he's so overtired--and the joke so juvenile--that he cannot hold himself together or look the person in the eye any more.
Otherwise known as "Friday night drinks at Gen Con." |
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Kajehase
Great Reader
Sweden
2104 Posts |
Posted - 05 Jul 2013 : 19:15:41
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| The "Ask Ed Greenwood" thread on Candlekeep has gotten how long did you say? |
There is a rumour going around that I have found god. I think is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist.
Terry Pratchett |
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Arcanus
Senior Scribe
485 Posts |
Posted - 05 Jul 2013 : 19:27:48
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| "If I close my eyes and wish, will 4e just never have been"? |
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BEAST
Master of Realmslore
USA
1714 Posts |
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BEAST
Master of Realmslore
USA
1714 Posts |
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Arcanus
Senior Scribe
485 Posts |
Posted - 05 Jul 2013 : 23:02:21
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| Silent but deadly! Now who's going to notice it first? |
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Lothlos
Learned Scribe
USA
111 Posts |
Posted - 05 Jul 2013 : 23:30:23
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| Ed Greenwood after he was told that the Legion of Doom (The Twisted Rune) sabotaged one of Halasters spells from a remote location and Halaster's soul was spread throughout the Realms and beyond |
The Road goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the Road has gone,
And I must follow, if I can,
Pursuing it with eager feet,
Until it joins some larger way
Where many paths and errands meet.
And whither then? I cannot say.
-J.R.R. Tolkien
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silverwolfer
Senior Scribe
789 Posts |
Posted - 06 Jul 2013 : 00:14:05
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| Why would a fae run? |
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BadCatMan
Senior Scribe
Australia
401 Posts |
Posted - 06 Jul 2013 : 01:23:58
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| "Not another Candlekeep forum question." |
BadCatMan, B.Sc. (Hons), M.Sc.
Scientific technical editor
Head DM of the Realms of Adventure play-by-post community
Administrator of the Forgotten Realms Wiki |
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Dark Wizard
Senior Scribe
USA
830 Posts |
Posted - 07 Jul 2013 : 16:57:53
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"I'm a librarian, not a [fill in the blank]."
"For the last time, I am NOT Elminster."
"I'm also not Santa Claus (except when I am)."
"I'm also not a wizard (except during weekends)."
"When I let Volo borrow my car, it never occurred to me that would happen."
"You do know I've created other worlds and written other materials besides Forgotten Realms..."
"You want another Sundering?"
"Now you see me ... now you don't." |
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Aldrick
Senior Scribe
909 Posts |
Posted - 07 Jul 2013 : 18:21:27
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| "I have this really great idea for a new character in a mostly untouched part of the Realms, and the story will be about how... -- What!? You want me to do ANOTHER Elminster novel?" |
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BEAST
Master of Realmslore
USA
1714 Posts |
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Markustay
Realms Explorer extraordinaire
USA
15724 Posts |
Posted - 07 Jul 2013 : 23:25:07
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Thanks for volunteering as 'celebrity guest DM', ED... now for the next 17 sessions of competitive play at this year's Gencon...
"Damn... what is that SMELL?" |
"I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me" --- Dudley Field Malone
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Caption competition!
