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mr.lee
Seeker
Norway
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 Posted - 13 Jan 2004 : 18:49:34
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Well Met (I will be the only one saying that very soon)
Greetnings, dear Norwegian!
I beg you to take a moment and consider my offer... The deal:
WE KILL ALAUNDO AND TAKE OVER CANDLEKEEP!
I'm the leader, and I will be the one becoming the only Administrator, Dictator and Emperor. You Norwegians will be my 2nd in rank, my right hand, my police force, and you will be given certain privilegies; such as free speech and the ability to edit other peoples posts.
I have already arranged for weapons - I took a little trip into Alaundos office, and I found a nice quantity of magic items, such as a nicely cut Staff of the Irritated Moderator with dragons painted all over it, some wands, a large shining sword, and a few other item, neither of which are itentified, as I have an intellegence of 6. I beg you all, to join my squad, and join the revolution... Alaundos ruling hand here has lasted to long.
(Note on the text: This is a joke. This is no real threat to anyone, and I beg you Alaundo, on behalf of myself that you will not etid this away, but instead allow yourself to see the humour in it and have a real good laugh )
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If I'd wanted your opinion, I'd have told you what it was. |
Edited by - mr.lee on 13 Jan 2004 18:55:00
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Ezindir the dark
Senior Scribe
Norway
603 Posts |
Posted - 13 Jan 2004 : 18:57:22
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Can I have the Staff of the Irritated Moderator+5? Come on... Please, please, please, please... Or else I wont join and then your force has been reduced with like 25%. And Naroon will probably get everyone drunk anyway  . |
Learn about the Ways of Vhaeraun .
- Check out my bio, majore update
- The Wanderers Quest
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mr.lee
Seeker
Norway
69 Posts |
Posted - 13 Jan 2004 : 19:08:49
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Well Met
Sure you can have the staff! Just don't you ruin the beautifully carved Dragons, as I have grown rather fond of them already! Well, I'm sure Naroon will not cause any suspicion when he buy's Alaundo a drink too! And, indeed, the plan is (as I'm sure you've already guessed) to slip poison in his drink! Try to gather as many followers as you can, Loyal Ezindir, and you can be the Ruler together with me! I will even accept outlanders, as there are only 4,5 of us Pure-Blood Norwegians here! Anyone wanting to join can call 922-Save-Me! Or they can sign up on this scroll.
Note: by signing, you are swearing an oath that goes as follows:
I swear eternal allegiance and obediance to the almighty mr.lee, and I will, and must support him through his bad and evil desicions.
Mr.lee is the Master, and I will help him get his number-of-posts-counter hacked, so that it looks like he has posted 12003 posts. |
If I'd wanted your opinion, I'd have told you what it was. |
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Ezindir the dark
Senior Scribe
Norway
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Shadowlord
Master of Realmslore
USA
1298 Posts |
Posted - 13 Jan 2004 : 20:05:13
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I'd die before I see Candlekeep in your hands!!!!!
This citadel will belong to Vhaeraun!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
The Chosen of Vhaeraun
"Nature is governed by certain immutable rules. By virtue of claw and fang, the lion will always triumph over the goat.Given time, the pounding of the sea will wear away the stone. And when dark elves mingle with the lighter races, the offspring invariably take after the dark parent. It is all much the same. That which is greater shall prevail. Our numbers increase steadily, both through birth and conquest. The dark elves are the dominant race, so ordained by the gods." Ka'Narlist of the Ilythiiri. |
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Ezindir the dark
Senior Scribe
Norway
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Shadowlord
Master of Realmslore
USA
1298 Posts |
Posted - 13 Jan 2004 : 20:15:18
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| Appointment??? You'll see my blade in his back if this nonsense continues, none of you can stand up to the drow! We Vhaeraunites shall be victorious!!!!!!!!!! |
The Chosen of Vhaeraun
"Nature is governed by certain immutable rules. By virtue of claw and fang, the lion will always triumph over the goat.Given time, the pounding of the sea will wear away the stone. And when dark elves mingle with the lighter races, the offspring invariably take after the dark parent. It is all much the same. That which is greater shall prevail. Our numbers increase steadily, both through birth and conquest. The dark elves are the dominant race, so ordained by the gods." Ka'Narlist of the Ilythiiri. |
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Ezindir the dark
Senior Scribe
Norway
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Shadowlord
Master of Realmslore
USA
1298 Posts |
Posted - 13 Jan 2004 : 20:22:10
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Step aside Ezindir, we are friends, well, allies of a sort, and i need your elven connections to further Vhaeraun's influence. However, I warn you, I won't hesitate to cut your throat.....
And as for Mr. Lee, he may be a drow, but hes a Lolthite, and that makes him my enemy as much as it makes the seldarine my enemy |
The Chosen of Vhaeraun
"Nature is governed by certain immutable rules. By virtue of claw and fang, the lion will always triumph over the goat.Given time, the pounding of the sea will wear away the stone. And when dark elves mingle with the lighter races, the offspring invariably take after the dark parent. It is all much the same. That which is greater shall prevail. Our numbers increase steadily, both through birth and conquest. The dark elves are the dominant race, so ordained by the gods." Ka'Narlist of the Ilythiiri. |
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Ezindir the dark
Senior Scribe
Norway
603 Posts |
Posted - 13 Jan 2004 : 20:41:27
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Errrr...  Okey then, you may enter... :: Shruggers as Shadowlord passes him and then he begins to fly madly down the hall right over the ground, flapping his wings madly as he searches for a save place to hide for some time::  . |
Learn about the Ways of Vhaeraun .
- Check out my bio, majore update
- The Wanderers Quest
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Shadowlord
Master of Realmslore
USA
1298 Posts |
Posted - 13 Jan 2004 : 20:45:46
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| So glad we did not have to come to blades Ezindir, I rather like you.... As for Mr. Lee...... Shadowlord marches boldly down the hallway, evading any traps he comes across, all the while shouting "Lee, You'll not take Candlekeep while this drow still lives!!!!" |
The Chosen of Vhaeraun
"Nature is governed by certain immutable rules. By virtue of claw and fang, the lion will always triumph over the goat.Given time, the pounding of the sea will wear away the stone. And when dark elves mingle with the lighter races, the offspring invariably take after the dark parent. It is all much the same. That which is greater shall prevail. Our numbers increase steadily, both through birth and conquest. The dark elves are the dominant race, so ordained by the gods." Ka'Narlist of the Ilythiiri. |
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Alaundo
Head Moderator
United Kingdom
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Posted - 13 Jan 2004 : 21:19:42
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quote:
Originally posted by mr.lee
(Note on the text: This is a joke. This is no real threat to anyone, and I beg you Alaundo, on behalf of myself that you will not etid this away, but instead allow yourself to see the humour in it and have a real good laugh)
Well met
Indeed mr.lee, chuckle I did
Alas, your chaotic ways must cease herewith and we are best to seal this scroll and place it in a vault... 
::muttering:: Bah, if only this place were not warded against fire
Ahem, now there are much more important matters to be dealt with....such as the learning and sharing of Realmslore!  |
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