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| Jelennet |
Posted - 10 Oct 2010 : 08:33:32
I'va already askes about beautiful people, so here is the next question. Who is the ugliest living person (I'm not talking about undead, monsters and animals) in the Realms? |
| 27 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| swifty |
Posted - 15 Nov 2010 : 22:41:04
quote:
Originally posted by Wooly Rupert
The main character in Faces of Deception is, as I recall, most unpleasant to look upon. I don't recall the guy's name, though -- I hated the book, and haven't read it in a long time.
too right.that was a horrible novel. |
| Sill Alias |
Posted - 15 Nov 2010 : 04:19:50
Voting for Aumvor. The most abominable freaky lich I ever seen. No wonder he could only use the crown of horns to get himself a woman, lol. |
| Ayrik |
Posted - 14 Nov 2010 : 22:42:41
I think it's far worse when these catwalk hero types constantly ballet against equally revolting catwalk villains *coughDrizztcough* (sorry, ahem, something distasteful stuck in my throat)
Gimme a decent power-insane lich or scummy orc assassin any day. |
| swifty |
Posted - 14 Nov 2010 : 22:10:37
its obiously none of the good guys from the novels as there always catwalk models.very very annoying. |
| Tamsar |
Posted - 13 Nov 2010 : 23:07:52
How about Whisper the half-orc assassin from Pools of Radiance? |
| Dennis |
Posted - 09 Nov 2010 : 06:00:56
But he's quite handsome when he wears his illusion. |
| EltonJ |
Posted - 09 Nov 2010 : 04:13:27
Zass Tam. |
| Dennis |
Posted - 09 Nov 2010 : 03:20:29
Golskyn is ugly. But he's hardly a human. His grafts replaced almost all his human parts. |
| Bladewind |
Posted - 08 Nov 2010 : 18:23:05
Drow are beautiful creatures! I'm surprised they are mentioned in this thread.
I imagined Ed and Elaines Lord of Amalgamation, Golskyn from the City of Splendors novel, to be a despiccable sight with all his monstrous grafts. |
| Alystra Illianniis |
Posted - 08 Nov 2010 : 17:13:03
Lol, I acutally used that option on a paint program to turn another pic into a portrait of my drow PC. Just switched it from normal to black and white just on the face and hair, and then used the "negative" option to switch the tones. turned out pretty well, IMO. |
| Ayrik |
Posted - 08 Nov 2010 : 16:31:22
Drow all look like color-negative photos to me. |
| Dennis |
Posted - 08 Nov 2010 : 10:02:45
I find all the images of Drizzt in the book covers really ugly, at least in those I happened to see. |
| Alystra Illianniis |
Posted - 08 Nov 2010 : 03:30:27
No, ugly for Drizzt would be the ORIGINAL cover art pics! He looked old and constipated, lol!! At least Lockwood makes him LOOK like an elf! |
| Chosen of Asmodeus |
Posted - 07 Nov 2010 : 07:55:22
quote:
Originally posted by Alystra Illianniis
Hmm, Well, for being hit with the ugly tree (A stick is just not big enough) I'd say Obould is a great candidate for "Fugly Dude of the Year". He's an orc, for heaven's sake- a race KNOWN for being ugly and smelly. Aaand he's bigger and hairier than most. And has that whole "Chosen of Gruumsh" thing going. Not a guy I'd want to be seen with on a date- or ANYWHERE!! How did he get kids, again?! Oh yeah, right. They're ALL fugly!
A rat is handsome to a rat, a snake to a snake. By the standards of orcs, Obould is probably sex on legs. Or it could just be women are attracted to power.
As for El, most recent art of him I've seen has him as a dead ringer for Sean Connery, who's been voted as one of the sexist men on the planet well into his 70s. Make of that what you will.
Personally I've found the more recent renditions of Drizzt, specifically the version of him on the cover of The Orc King, to be down right ugly. Then again, that could just be the facial expression. |
| Alystra Illianniis |
Posted - 07 Nov 2010 : 06:40:44
Hmm, Well, for being hit with the ugly tree (A stick is just not big enough) I'd say Obould is a great candidate for "Fugly Dude of the Year". He's an orc, for heaven's sake- a race KNOWN for being ugly and smelly. Aaand he's bigger and hairier than most. And has that whole "Chosen of Gruumsh" thing going. Not a guy I'd want to be seen with on a date- or ANYWHERE!! How did he get kids, again?! Oh yeah, right. They're ALL fugly! |
| Dennis |
Posted - 07 Nov 2010 : 03:15:49
Indeed. Xingax being the prime example. But the OP mentioned living person, NOT UNDEAD, monsters, nor animals.  |
| scererar |
Posted - 07 Nov 2010 : 00:14:08
Some of the creatures dredged up in the mind of Richard Lee Byers in the Haunted Lands trilogy. I almost had to put the books down a couple of times after reading some of the descriptions of the undead. The story was too good however, and I kept going back for more. Some pretty ugly folks going on in there.  |
| Dennis |
Posted - 06 Nov 2010 : 15:51:39
Lady Polaris, when she got extremely fat, looked really hideous. Far more disgusting than the oil-smeared face of Samas, the Zulkir of Gluttony. |
| Acolyte Thirteen |
Posted - 10 Oct 2010 : 17:23:54
Well, existentially I would say Elminster and Storm, as of the events in "Elminster Must Die!". But physically, maybe Riven, Second Chosen of Mask? Those teeth of his are GNARLY!! |
| Galuf the Dwarf |
Posted - 10 Oct 2010 : 17:14:48
My vote goes to Aumvor the Undying. Disgustingly fat, repulsive freak of nature right there.  |
| Quale |
Posted - 10 Oct 2010 : 17:02:54
it's that bald queen of Impiltur
honorable mentions
Tanta Hagara
Aumvor the Undying
Arthagus
Galaeron Nihmedu |
| The Sage |
Posted - 10 Oct 2010 : 16:11:13
I don't think I've ever deemed anyone in the Realms as "ugly." In fact, I've gone on record -- over on the Wizards boards -- for saying that I found even the image of Aumvor the Undying from Champions of Ruin somewhat appealing. Seriously. |
| Wooly Rupert |
Posted - 10 Oct 2010 : 15:52:58
The main character in Faces of Deception is, as I recall, most unpleasant to look upon. I don't recall the guy's name, though -- I hated the book, and haven't read it in a long time. |
| HelldoG |
Posted - 10 Oct 2010 : 09:52:36
That's true. But he can't fool my eyes with constant True Seeing as a supernatural ability. |
| jaelin910 |
Posted - 10 Oct 2010 : 09:24:58
if elminster is ugly its because he chooses to be. he can change his appearance (virtually?)at will remember |
| HelldoG |
Posted - 10 Oct 2010 : 09:04:44
Elminster. That old dude maybe is charismatic but his gray scalp and wrinkled skin is just unattractive for me. |
| Dennis |
Posted - 10 Oct 2010 : 08:37:33
Manshoon. He's a cockroach turned to man, or vice-versa. |
