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Thauramarth
Senior Scribe
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 20 Aug 2005 : 10:15:50
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Originally posted by KnightErrantJR
Just remember Naga's don't have arms if you read the first one . . .
Ah, but recently the famous Doctor Indiana Montoya, Visiting Professor of Archeology at the New Olman Bard's College of Waterdeep, has unearthed the text forgotten ballad (banned in Thay, and buried in the vaults of the Thaymount), once performed by the renown Bards Steven the Wondrous and Sir Paul, of clan Cartney, and explaining once and for all how the naga got her hands. It has since become the official hymn of the NAG (Naga Arms Giver) League. Yes, folks, we proudly present:
Naga-kin and Yuan-Ti
Naga-kin and Yuan-ti both serve evil in perfect anarchy
Side by side in the Realms, for Shekinester's, Sseth's glory
We all know that bad snakes are the same where ever we go
There are fangs and tails in everyone
But one's got arms, and the other doesn't
and naga's are aware that's highly unfair
Naga-kin and Yuan-ti both serve evil in perfect anarchy
Side by side in the Realms, for Shekinester's, Sseth's glory
So one day, A naga known as Asp, she wound up in Thay
Whining and NAGging to everyone
I need some arms, just gimme hands
now people, and I'll let you survive, just skin you alive
Naga-kin and Yuan-ti both serve evil in perfect anarchy
Side by side in the Realms, for Shekinester's, Sseth's glory
Maligor, the Great Zulkir, a fat cat wearing Red Robes
had enough of it, like Everyone
He polymporphed, he used some
alteration to give Asp what she wants, so that she'd shut up! |
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Thay?
