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Lysander
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Posted - 25 Jun 2004 :  18:34:48  Show Profile  Visit Lysander's Homepage Send Lysander a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SiriusBlack

Yeah, but it would take the sexual tension between Catti and Drizzt to a whole new level.



Aye, that it would! And yes, I had to reread what you wrote to make sure that the words I read were the words you wrote And no, no guesses as to "cut dialog" for that, neither

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SiriusBlack
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Posted - 25 Jun 2004 :  18:37:40  Show Profile  Visit SiriusBlack's Homepage Send SiriusBlack a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Lysander
And no, no guesses as to "cut dialog" for that, neither

Lysander




What cut dialogue? <innocent whistling>
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Lysander
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Posted - 25 Jun 2004 :  18:49:16  Show Profile  Visit Lysander's Homepage Send Lysander a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SiriusBlack

quote:
Originally posted by Lysander
And no, no guesses as to "cut dialog" for that, neither

Lysander




What cut dialogue? <innocent whistling>



I'm not gonna fall into that hole!

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Lady Kazandra
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Posted - 26 Jun 2004 :  02:54:28  Show Profile  Visit Lady Kazandra's Homepage Send Lady Kazandra a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Gion

quote:
Originally posted by Lady Kazandra

I knew I shouldn't have opened this scroll... But, as is always the case, curiosity got the best of me...




What do you mean?

What I mean is, the news about Paris Hilton participating in this D&D project. From a female's perspective, she's not exactly the perfect "model" for everything that is good and wholesome about "womankind" . . .

"Once upon a time the plural of 'wizard' was 'war'." -- The Last Continent, by Terry Pratchett
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RogueAssassin
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Posted - 26 Jun 2004 :  06:22:27  Show Profile  Visit RogueAssassin's Homepage Send RogueAssassin a Private Message  Reply with Quote
How so? Just Kidding. I do hope that if they make another Dungeons&Dragons movie they dont make another S-Bomb like that first one.

-The Rogue

"Spirit. Its a Heros strength, a mothers resiliance, and the poor mans armor. It cannot be broken and it cannot be taken away. This i must belive"---Drizzt Do'Urden
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Thelonius
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Posted - 28 Jun 2004 :  08:23:46  Show Profile Send Thelonius a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Lady Kazandra

quote:
Originally posted by Gion

quote:
Originally posted by Lady Kazandra

I knew I shouldn't have opened this scroll... But, as is always the case, curiosity got the best of me...




What do you mean?

What I mean is, the news about Paris Hilton participating in this D&D project. From a female's perspective, she's not exactly the perfect "model" for everything that is good and wholesome about "womankind" . . .




I don't know who she is but her name looks familiar to me.... but i think she's not very well seen around here

"If you are to truly understand, then you will need the contrast, not adherence to a single ideal." - Kreia
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Sarta
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Posted - 28 Jun 2004 :  09:26:01  Show Profile Send Sarta a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Gion

I don't know who she is but her name looks familiar to me.... but i think she's not very well seen around here



She shouldn't be known anywhere (aside from her last name). She's the heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune. She has done some modeling and made a name for herself by being a Hollywood socialite. Over time she has become famous (many would argue infamous). She eventually did a reality show where she and the daughter of Lionel Ritchie (multi-millionaire singer) were forced to live in rural America on a farm. A tape of her having sex with an ex-boyfriend made its rounds on the interenet about a year ago (which really can't be blamed on her aside from allowing it to be made in the first place).

Essentially, she is an incredibly rich, not very bright girl, who has worked as a model, bad actress, and the "star" of an inane reality show. In other words, she's perfect for an even worse sequel to a very bad movie based loosely on Dungeons and Dragons.

I feel better already.

Sarta

Edited by - Sarta on 28 Jun 2004 09:28:11
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Lady Kazandra
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Posted - 28 Jun 2004 :  09:35:50  Show Profile  Visit Lady Kazandra's Homepage Send Lady Kazandra a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Heh, after reading Sarta's post, this whole idea doesn't sound so bad now . . .

"Once upon a time the plural of 'wizard' was 'war'." -- The Last Continent, by Terry Pratchett
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Brother Ezra
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Posted - 28 Jun 2004 :  13:52:08  Show Profile  Visit Brother Ezra's Homepage Send Brother Ezra a Private Message  Reply with Quote
"Actually, I think the casting of Paris Hilton is a marvelous idea, and I fully encourage all members of our faith to attend. I believe that her acting encompasses the true core values of our faith."

-Father Pallar the Submissive, priest of Ilmater, god of suffering and endurance.

"Suffering is the touchstone of all spiritual growth."
-St. Sollars the Twice-Martyred
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Dargoth
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Posted - 28 Jun 2004 :  14:59:44  Show Profile  Visit Dargoth's Homepage Send Dargoth a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Think of the awesome product placement Opertunities you could put in the D&D movies.....

Mordenkainen's Magnificent Hilton Hotel Spell....or the Paris Hilton Lubrication spell...... (ok I couldnt resist that one)


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Emperor Sigismund

"Its good to be the King!"

Mel Brooks
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SiriusBlack
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Posted - 28 Jun 2004 :  15:44:39  Show Profile  Visit SiriusBlack's Homepage Send SiriusBlack a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Dargoth

Think of the awesome product placement Opertunities you could put in the D&D movies.....

Mordenkainen's Magnificent Hilton Hotel Spell....or the Paris Hilton Lubrication spell...... (ok I couldnt resist that one)



I can't wait to see what PrC they tie in to the character Paris plays if she gets the part.
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Lysander
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Posted - 28 Jun 2004 :  15:57:54  Show Profile  Visit Lysander's Homepage Send Lysander a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Brother Ezra

"Actually, I think the casting of Paris Hilton is a marvelous idea, and I fully encourage all members of our faith to attend. I believe that her acting encompasses the true core values of our faith."

-Father Pallar the Submissive, priest of Ilmater, god of suffering and endurance.



Bravo!

quote:
Originally posted by SiriusBlack

quote:
Originally posted by Dargoth

Think of the awesome product placement Opertunities you could put in the D&D movies.....

Mordenkainen's Magnificent Hilton Hotel Spell....or the Paris Hilton Lubrication spell...... (ok I couldnt resist that one)



I can't wait to see what PrC they tie in to the character Paris plays if she gets the part.


Whatever it is, it'll be shrinkwrapped and on the high shelf!

Lysander
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Lady Kazandra
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Posted - 29 Jun 2004 :  04:15:13  Show Profile  Visit Lady Kazandra's Homepage Send Lady Kazandra a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Dargoth


....or the Paris Hilton Lubrication spell...... (ok I couldnt resist that one)

That's okay. But from what I've been reading of late regarding the heiress, you're closer to the truth than you actually realise...



In any event, I really think we should be getting back to suitable (and worthwhile) Realmslore discussion...

"Once upon a time the plural of 'wizard' was 'war'." -- The Last Continent, by Terry Pratchett

Edited by - Lady Kazandra on 29 Jun 2004 04:16:24
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Thelonius
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Posted - 29 Jun 2004 :  08:15:49  Show Profile Send Thelonius a Private Message  Reply with Quote


Good explanation Sarta, now i understand....

Ah! Nice new avatar Lady Kazandra.

"If you are to truly understand, then you will need the contrast, not adherence to a single ideal." - Kreia
"I THINK I JUST HAD ANOTHER NEAR-RINCEWIND EXPERIENCE"- Discworld's Death frustrated after Rincewind scapes his grasp... again.
"I am death, come for thee" - Nimbul, from Baldur's Gate I just before being badly spanked
Sapientia sola libertas est
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Lady Kazandra
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Posted - 29 Jun 2004 :  09:49:35  Show Profile  Visit Lady Kazandra's Homepage Send Lady Kazandra a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Thanks Gion.

Alaundo was right when he said I should like in the mirror . . .

"Once upon a time the plural of 'wizard' was 'war'." -- The Last Continent, by Terry Pratchett
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Purple Dragon Knight
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Posted - 29 Jun 2004 :  18:59:09  Show Profile Send Purple Dragon Knight a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sarta's post makes me feel better too... if they're going to repeat such a bad mistake, better drag P Hilton down with them than other good actors such as poor Mr. Jeremy Irons...

On another level, I am saddened that even rumors are circulating of such another crappy D&D movie. To the risk of sounding like a broken record, when are we going to get a RAS written Drizzt movie? RAS' connections with George Lucas could prove very useful here, don't you all think?
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SiriusBlack
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Posted - 29 Jun 2004 :  19:19:22  Show Profile  Visit SiriusBlack's Homepage Send SiriusBlack a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Purple Dragon Knight
To the risk of sounding like a broken record, when are we going to get a RAS written Drizzt movie? RAS' connections with George Lucas could prove very useful here, don't you all think?



Yes, every time I look at Jar Jar Binks I think what a fine Drizzt he would make.
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Wooly Rupert
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Posted - 29 Jun 2004 :  20:16:31  Show Profile Send Wooly Rupert a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Purple Dragon Knight

Sarta's post makes me feel better too... if they're going to repeat such a bad mistake, better drag P Hilton down with them than other good actors such as poor Mr. Jeremy Irons...

On another level, I am saddened that even rumors are circulating of such another crappy D&D movie. To the risk of sounding like a broken record, when are we going to get a RAS written Drizzt movie? RAS' connections with George Lucas could prove very useful here, don't you all think?



Oh no, not someone else who wants a Drizzt movie... I'll stop right there and say no more, because I promised myself that the third debate about that on the WotC forums was the last I'd do.

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