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sleyvas
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Posted - 29 Dec 2018 :  22:28:38  Show Profile Send sleyvas a Private Message  Reply with Quote  Delete Topic
I chewed Panaeolo's leathery leaves to attune my mind to the weave. I took Haunspeir to enhance myability to focus on analytical thinking. I ingested Redflower leaves to improve my ability to coordinate my movements so that I could perform the exacting needs of the spell. Mordayn vapor, more commonly known as “Dreammist”, opened my mind to the influence of visions. Girded for such great spellcasting, I cast the most powerful divination that I've ever tried. I have learned one of the multiverse's great secrets.


I KNOW WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN' 'BOUT!!!!


And I'm not telling.

Alavairthae, may your skill prevail

Phillip aka Sleyvas

Gary Dallison
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Posted - 29 Dec 2018 :  22:48:19  Show Profile Send Gary Dallison a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Bruce Willis?

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sleyvas
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Posted - 29 Dec 2018 :  23:30:55  Show Profile Send sleyvas a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Bruce Willis? <facepalm>
What you talkin' 'Bout Willis?


If you didn't grow up in the 70's, you'll have no idea.

Alavairthae, may your skill prevail

Phillip aka Sleyvas

Edited by - sleyvas on 29 Dec 2018 23:31:45
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Ayrik
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Posted - 29 Dec 2018 :  23:45:58  Show Profile Send Ayrik a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I think you must've gotten a bad batch of Panaeolo leaves this time around.

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sleyvas
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Posted - 30 Dec 2018 :  01:12:09  Show Profile Send sleyvas a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ayrik

I think you must've gotten a bad batch of Panaeolo leaves this time around.



I did get them from this weirdly tanned halfling who kept calling me inferior human scum from Calimshan....

Alavairthae, may your skill prevail

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Delnyn
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Posted - 03 Jan 2019 :  13:12:47  Show Profile Send Delnyn a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by dazzlerdal

Bruce Willis?



It's a reference to the "Diff'rent Strokes" TV show back in late 70's to early 80's. Gary Coleman played the younger brother Arnold. His catchphrase was "What'choo talking about Willis?"
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moonbeast
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Posted - 09 Jan 2019 :  16:46:04  Show Profile Send moonbeast a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sleyvas

I chewed Panaeolo's leathery leaves to attune my mind to the weave. I took Haunspeir to enhance myability to focus on analytical thinking. I ingested Redflower leaves to improve my ability to coordinate my movements so that I could perform the exacting needs of the spell. Mordayn vapor, more commonly known as “Dreammist”, opened my mind to the influence of visions. Girded for such great spellcasting, I cast the most powerful divination that I've ever tried. I have learned one of the multiverse's great secrets.


I KNOW WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN' 'BOUT!!!!




Only by donning the Magical Gnomish-tinkered Underpants of All-Power would you ever have a chance to know what Willis was talking about.


http://31.media.tumblr.com/6a387d11cfe2cf5f91c072c71d57eff5/tumblr_mny79vjZc31qbtzbno2_r1_500.gif
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sleyvas
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Posted - 09 Jan 2019 :  23:10:00  Show Profile Send sleyvas a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by moonbeast

quote:
Originally posted by sleyvas

I chewed Panaeolo's leathery leaves to attune my mind to the weave. I took Haunspeir to enhance myability to focus on analytical thinking. I ingested Redflower leaves to improve my ability to coordinate my movements so that I could perform the exacting needs of the spell. Mordayn vapor, more commonly known as “Dreammist”, opened my mind to the influence of visions. Girded for such great spellcasting, I cast the most powerful divination that I've ever tried. I have learned one of the multiverse's great secrets.


I KNOW WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN' 'BOUT!!!!




Only by donning the Magical Gnomish-tinkered Underpants of All-Power would you ever have a chance to know what Willis was talking about.


http://31.media.tumblr.com/6a387d11cfe2cf5f91c072c71d57eff5/tumblr_mny79vjZc31qbtzbno2_r1_500.gif



I hath donned the Underpants, and I must add that they doth pinch, and I do not recommend them.

Alavairthae, may your skill prevail

Phillip aka Sleyvas
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sleyvas
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Posted - 09 Jan 2019 :  23:10:47  Show Profile Send sleyvas a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by moonbeast

quote:
Originally posted by sleyvas

I chewed Panaeolo's leathery leaves to attune my mind to the weave. I took Haunspeir to enhance myability to focus on analytical thinking. I ingested Redflower leaves to improve my ability to coordinate my movements so that I could perform the exacting needs of the spell. Mordayn vapor, more commonly known as “Dreammist”, opened my mind to the influence of visions. Girded for such great spellcasting, I cast the most powerful divination that I've ever tried. I have learned one of the multiverse's great secrets.


I KNOW WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN' 'BOUT!!!!




Only by donning the Magical Gnomish-tinkered Underpants of All-Power would you ever have a chance to know what Willis was talking about.


http://31.media.tumblr.com/6a387d11cfe2cf5f91c072c71d57eff5/tumblr_mny79vjZc31qbtzbno2_r1_500.gif



I hath donned the Underpants, and I must add that they doth pinch, and I do not recommend them.

Alavairthae, may your skill prevail

Phillip aka Sleyvas
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Ayrik
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Posted - 10 Jan 2019 :  04:13:42  Show Profile Send Ayrik a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I guess that's why dwarven commandos aren't known for possessing great foresight.

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