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 "I'm on a horse." Old Spice Gentleman - 3.x/PF
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Wooly Rupert
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Posted - 11 Feb 2018 :  03:24:57  Show Profile Send Wooly Rupert a Private Message  Reply with Quote  Delete Topic
Someone at the Old Spice company had way too much free time, and made an Old Spice commercial inspired Gentleman class.

And yes, "I'm on a horse" is a class feature --
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Im on a Horse (sp): At 5th level, once per day, the Gentleman can use an immediate action to say, Im on a horse, and a horse will appear beneath him. The horse can then dash 30 feet in any direction and then disappear. Starting at 8th level and every third level thereafter, the horse can dash 10 feet farther. If you are married, and your spouse is adjacent to you, they may ride with you, because that is the most romantic thing you can do with a horse, and romance is important. This does not provoke an attack of opportunity.



The class is rather humorous, and doesn't even claim to be balanced or even play-tested.

Read about it here.

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Edited by - Wooly Rupert on 11 Feb 2018 03:25:40

Dalor Darden
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Posted - 11 Feb 2018 :  05:01:10  Show Profile Send Dalor Darden a Private Message  Reply with Quote
BWAHAHAHAHA

The awesome things you can do with D&D

AD&D for me!
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Gelcur
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Posted - 12 Feb 2018 :  06:23:07  Show Profile  Visit Gelcur's Homepage Send Gelcur a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Saw this, loved this. I want to find a quest to play it in.

The party come to a town befallen by hysteria

Rogue: So what's in the general store?
DM: What are you looking for?
Rogue: Whatevers in the store.
DM: Like what?
Rogue: Everything.
DM: There is a lot of stuff.
Rogue: Is there a cart outside?
DM: (rolls) Yes.
Rogue: We'll take it all, we may need it for the greater good.
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