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| SirUrza |
Posted - 19 Jan 2008 : 18:01:32
http://wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/drarch/toon
I don't know what to make of the new one.. talk about a distraction. :P |
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| Mace Hammerhand |
Posted - 26 Mar 2008 : 16:41:29
quote:
Originally posted by Wooly Rupert
quote:
Originally posted by Mace Hammerhand
and an attention span that makes the common house-fly look patient
I'm reminded of a line from a long ago Sluggy Freelance strip: "Kiki has the attention span of a three year old on expresso."
rofl |
| Wooly Rupert |
Posted - 26 Mar 2008 : 16:05:37
quote:
Originally posted by Mace Hammerhand
and an attention span that makes the common house-fly look patient
I'm reminded of a line from a long ago Sluggy Freelance strip: "Kiki has the attention span of a three year old on expresso." |
| Mace Hammerhand |
Posted - 26 Mar 2008 : 15:37:53
quote:
Originally posted by Ardashir
quote:
Originally posted by ShepherdGunn
I realize that "mature gamers" are definitely not the target audience anymore. I think 4e will come with a Rated T label.
Or, in other words:
"You must have an IQ of less than ## to pay this game..." :D
and an attention span that makes the common house-fly look patient |
| Kajehase |
Posted - 26 Mar 2008 : 15:31:13
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Originally posted by Xysma
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Originally posted by Rinonalyrna Fathomlin
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Originally posted by Xysma
One more thing... why does he beholder sound like Barry White? I'm really trying to understand this...
Don't know...though I DO like Barry White.
Don't get me wrong, Barry White is a cool dude, but....
...he ain't no Al Green. |
| Ardashir |
Posted - 25 Mar 2008 : 22:34:25
quote:
Originally posted by ShepherdGunn
I realize that "mature gamers" are definitely not the target audience anymore. I think 4e will come with a Rated T label.
Or, in other words:
"You must have an IQ of less than ## to pay this game..." :D |
| sirreus |
Posted - 12 Feb 2008 : 20:36:33
is there a petition or 20 we could get our names on a dozen times or so?   |
| BARDOBARBAROS |
Posted - 12 Feb 2008 : 10:47:25
They were awful...I thing that 4edition will inquire to 8 years old children... |
| Rinonalyrna Fathomlin |
Posted - 08 Feb 2008 : 01:49:08
Well, to each, their own. |
| eldritchknight |
Posted - 07 Feb 2008 : 19:24:03
I don't know, y'all...I thought they were pretty damn funny. |
| ShepherdGunn |
Posted - 01 Feb 2008 : 13:24:44
Perhaps they're trying to present the soulful sensual side of the Beholder. I mean apparently Gnome are now raving idiots, and tieflings are Paris Hilton Wannabes. I thought they were funny. I realize that "mature gamers" are definitely not the target audience anymore. I think 4e will come with a Rated T label. |
| Xysma |
Posted - 26 Jan 2008 : 04:31:06
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Originally posted by Jorkens
quote:
Originally posted by Xysma
One more thing... why does he beholder sound like Barry White? I'm really trying to understand this...
I will forgive that if they make a giant that sounds like Otis Redding and a dragon that sounds like Aretha.
R.E.S.P.E.C.T. |
| Xysma |
Posted - 26 Jan 2008 : 04:30:14
quote:
Originally posted by Rinonalyrna Fathomlin
quote:
Originally posted by Xysma
One more thing... why does he beholder sound like Barry White? I'm really trying to understand this...
Don't know...though I DO like Barry White.
Don't get me wrong, Barry White is a cool dude, but.... |
| Jorkens |
Posted - 25 Jan 2008 : 17:42:12
quote:
Originally posted by Xysma
One more thing... why does he beholder sound like Barry White? I'm really trying to understand this...
I will forgive that if they make a giant that sounds like Otis Redding and a dragon that sounds like Aretha. |
| Kentinal |
Posted - 25 Jan 2008 : 17:13:52
*shrugs*
Perhaps they are trying to show us how game table will look like.
I was not impressed with either Vid, quality IMO was poor and the effort put into them could have been otherwise directed.
However WotC appears to believe the Vids are "Neat" and/oe "Cool"
Not sure why, but some people clearly have liked them. |
| Rinonalyrna Fathomlin |
Posted - 25 Jan 2008 : 16:58:38
quote:
Originally posted by Xysma
One more thing... why does he beholder sound like Barry White? I'm really trying to understand this...
Don't know...though I DO like Barry White. |
| Xysma |
Posted - 25 Jan 2008 : 16:29:57
One more thing... why does he beholder sound like Barry White? I'm really trying to understand this... |
| Xysma |
Posted - 25 Jan 2008 : 16:23:36
I had already seen the gnome and tiefling one, and it was kind of annoying, but I went back and watched the beholder one, and I am amazed at how stupid it is. Who are they making these for? Who decided that this would be a good way to "sell" 4E? I guess it's the same folks who wrote the following concerning magic items (copied directly from the website and pasted here):
"The number of slots has been reduced (by combining slots that were similar), to keep the number of items manageable and easy to remem-ber."
What? How hard is it to remember what magic items you are wearing? Is it really overload to try and keep up with the properties of six or seven magic items? I would be insulted if I were the target audience for 4E, of course I am very clearly not, so I'll shut up now. |
| Kentinal |
Posted - 20 Jan 2008 : 18:29:55
There just rearranged the website some to make it more noticable. |
| SirUrza |
Posted - 20 Jan 2008 : 18:19:24
Oh.. didn't see the Tiefling and Gnome until yesterday. |
| Rinonalyrna Fathomlin |
Posted - 20 Jan 2008 : 00:32:25
What new one? I just see the same two (Beholder, Tiefling and Gnome) that have been there for a while now. |
